notalrightevans:

Ok but a Keeping Up With The Kardashians style reality tv show about the Black family???? It would be called ‘Toujours Pur’ and it would be INCREDIBLE like Walburga would be draped across some expensive furniture sobbing and screaming about how her son is a disappointment and a traitor and about how she has done nothing but love him, and how could he do this to her???? does he not care about her nerves??? pausing occasionally to sip red wine with an anguished expression on her face, and then it would cut to Sirius talking to the camera like ‘All I said was that muggles aren’t all that bad’ 

Or they would all be in the dining room eating dinner and Walburga and Sirius are having a screaming row over the fact Sirius had snuck out to see James last night and Sirius would turn to Regulus and point at him dramatically and be like ‘This is all your fault, you just had to go running to mummy and tell on me didn’t you?’ and then it would cut to Regulus talking to the camera like ‘He bribed me to tell on him. Arguing with our mother is one of Sirius’s top three favourite pass times’ and just oh my goD this entire family would be tv gold pls give it to me

babephomeme:

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you-had-me-at-e-flat-major:

watercolorsheep:

catchingjinns:

spirited-simmer:

my-name-is-long:

renaissavce:

roumanian:

english: coconut oil

french: :)

english: oh boy

french: oil of the nut of the coco

IM CRYINGNFN

english: ninety-nine

french: :)

english: oh no

french: four-twenty-ten-nine

english: potato

french: :)

english: oh geez

french: apple of the earth

french: papillon

english: :)

french: don’t

english: beurremouche

French: pamplemousse
English: :)
French: pls no
English: raisinfruit

english: squirrel

german: :)

english: oh dear

german: oak croissant

english: helicopter

german: :)

english: uh oh

german: lifting screwdriver

english: toes

spanish: :)

english: no don’t

spanish : fingers of the feet

english: ladybug

russian: :)

english: oh no

russian: god’s cow

english: shark

maltese: :)

english: pls no

maltese: sea dog

English: leopard

Dutch: :)

English: stop 

Dutch: lazy horse

English: glove

German: :)

English: what now

German: hand shoe

English: fridge
Dutch: :)
English: oh no
Dutch: cooling closet

English: wombat

Chinese: :)

English: don’t

Chinese: pocket bear

English: egg beater

German: :)

English: *sigh*

German: bike snow bat

English: moth

French: :)

English: stop

French: butterfly … of the night!

English: slug

German: :)

English: pls why

German: naked snail

English: pencil case

German: :)

English: ah crap

German: feather folder

English: ring

Spanish: :3c

English: no

Spanish: tiny anus

English: hippopotamus

Hindi: :)

English: NO

Hindi: river horse

Latin: river horse

German: river horse

English: …

danisnotonfire:

i trapped a spider under a glass last night and went to sleep as it was late but i just checked and it’s gone wtf help a superpowered spider is coming for me

danisnotonfire:

‪do you ever run down the stairs in your house without looking as you’re so familiar with them but then think about it and instantly trip ‬

because ouch